Los Currys: Noelle's YouTube Debut!

I know,I know! I'm that braggy mom who is annoyingly proud of her kids!
I know I already put her on my blog saying the presidents a few months ago, but I filmed her doing them again, and I put it on YouTube this time. It's so cute!
So I figure if she gets like a million hits, maybe they'll let her pick the next president or something. (Don't worry, she votes Republican.) So humor me, and show all of your friends!(:

Kimmie's Own Joke of the Week!

Q: What kind of car seat scares you?

A: a BOOster
(Stanton made that up all by himself. I'm so proud!)

Q: What does an animal with a long neck use to float in the pool?

A: a girRAFT.

Q: What do you call toy army men bought from a Mormon thrift store?

A: D.I. Joes

Q:What does King Tut use to freshen his breath?

A: a PyraMINT

Q: What kind of dog goes #2 a lot?

A: a POOdle
(Stanton and Noelle came up with that joke on their own. i just refined it. I'm so proud of them!)

Q: What nursery rhyme did Steve Jobs sing when he was a baby?

A: I-PADdycake

Kimmie's Own Joke of the Week!

Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite body part?

A: his dis-KNEE.

Q: Which one of Mickey Mouse's friends is responsible for global warming?

A: POLLUTE-O
(I think that may be my best joke yet! However, I do not really believe in global warming.)

Q:Why did the calf see a psychiatrist?

A: because he needed COWnseling.

Q: Where do cows fight their wars?

A: on the Cattle-field. (Get it, like battle field.)

Q: What does a boy cow put on his sandwich?

A: BULL-ony (like, bologna. I always feel like I need to explain my jokes, in case people don't get them. )

KIMMIE'S OWN JOKE OF THE WEEK!!!!!

Q: What city do you go to if you have 2,000 lbs of laundry?

A: WASH-ing-TON
(Note: In order for this joke to make sense you must know that 2,000 lbs is equal to 1 ton.)

Q: What vegetable did you eat too much of if your urine is green?

A: Pees (I texted that joke to my friend who is a nurse after I made it up, and she thought I was asking her a medical question, and she called me, very worried.)

Q: What kind of dip do you get when you mix an avacado with a hairy freckle?

A: guaca-MOLE-e

Q: Why was the baby's mouth burning?

A: Because there was a paci-FIRE in it.

Kimmie's Own Joke of the Week!

Q: What does a baby horse do with his laundry?

A: he FOALds it.

Q: If a ballerina danced on a train what would she wear?

A: a TU-TOOT

Q: If money was named after Robert and I, what would it be called?

A: CURRY-ency

Q: What does a queen's daughter wear when she cooks?

A: an APRON-cess

Q: What awesome black singer puts Chrsitams decorations on her door?

A: A-wreath-a Franklin.
(She just happens to be one of my favorites!)

Q: What kind of vegetable gets stuck in your throat and makes you cough until you die (or until someone gives you the Heimlich Manuver?)

A: An artiCHOKE

Q: What kind of fruit do you use to row a canoe?

A: An ORE-ange

Kimmie's Own Joke of the Week

Q: What do you get when you mix a slow, hairy prehistoric animal with cabage and mayonaise?
A: Cold SLOTH.

WARNING...This joke may inappropriate for small children.
Q: What do trains and butts have in common.
A: They both toot.

Q: What do you say to someone if it is cold on the day they were born?
A: Happy BRRRR-thday.

Q: What happens if a homeless person falls down?
A: He gets a BUMp

Q: If a photographer played baseball, what position would he play?
A: Pitcher

Q: If my son were a genius, what would we call him?
A: einSTAN

Q: What does a husband say to his wife when he forgets the day they were married?

A: AnniverSORRY
(Note: This joke does not apply to my perfect husband.)

Q: Where do you go to rent movies about websites with pictures of people's families?

A: BLOGbuster

Los Currys

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Noelle's YouTube Debut!

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