So we called the police, the non-emergency number of course. I tried to explain where exactly I was, but I couldn't quite explain cause it was kind of a driveway, but not a private one, but also not really a public one, more of a side street, but sort of on Chandler Blvd almost in the bike lane. (I don't know, how would you explain that?)
Anyway, the officer was getting kinda frustrated with me, and I told him I felt like I was being interrogated, which was making me more nervous. Then he asked me what kind of bird it was, and I said I thought maybe a pigeon cause it was a little bit big and chubby but wasnn't sure cause I'm not really a bird person. Then his tone was pretty grumpy and he said, "Pigeons are not big. Ducks are big." And that made me really defensive and screechy (which is not like me when it comes to police officers cause i have the utmost respect for authority and the law) and I said, "Look I'm just trying to be a good Samaritan, and pigeons are big compared to parakeets, and I'm not really good at explaining things, and I wanna get off the phone with you."
I think he felt bad then, but not that bad cause he said they probably wouldn't do anything about the bird. When I hung up the phone Stanton informed me that it was definitely a pigeon, which would've been useful information when I was on the phone, but he's too polite of a kid to ever interrupt.
So, after that fiasco we were finally ready to feed the ducks. However, the stinking pigeons attacked us, which made me totally regret trying to save one of their own.
Seconds after I took this picture, a giant swarm of them came flew out of the sky like dooms day and came straight for us. I'm not even exaggerating, there were probably like 200 of them!
There were so many that I dropped my camera and picked up Noelle and Winston, who were screaming and put them on top of a picnic table, incorrectly thinking that the birds couldn't just fly onto the table and get them and their bread. In that short amount of time, Stanton was screaming and had two pigeons on his arm and one on his back. It was like that scene with the bird lady from Home Alone 2, but with my poor, crying, little boy instead of a strange lady dressed in bird seed. There was a guy fishing and two people jogging and they told us to run. So we did, and they flew after us half way back to our van. It was so traumatizing, we talked smack about those hateful birds all the way home.
Before we went home though we stopped by a very calm, quiet, pigeon-less pond with ducks only. They were like Atkins diet ducks or something though cause they were not at all interested in our bread so it just floated around in the water.
The next night we went out to a fancy pantsy dinner to celebrate our friend's 30th birthday...good times!
Robert got to play with a penguin at work, lucky!
He's also the best at playing with his kids! I love that he builds race tracks and plays trains and ponies and princesses with them. He even reads them these Magic Treehouse chapter books every night, and at Christmas time he reads to them by candlelight for the whole month of December. He is the cutest dad ever!!!
The tradition continues. We went to the Martin Luther King parade with our buddies. They passed out candy like crazy this year. I didn't have to mow anyone down this year just to get my kids a Tootsie Roll. It was fun!
Saturday we went to Grandma Mary and Grandpa Dan's for pizza and playdough and finger painting. you could tell it was a party because when we left there was finger paint on her picture wall, playdough in her slot machine and jello on her treadmill.
That night Daddy got us free tickets to Monster Trucks (we're such a classy family!) I was not looking forward to it really, but it was such a blast! I seriously loved it! It was noisy and exciting and entertaining. Stanton loved it the most though. He was cheering and clapping and jumping out of his seat, which always makes me so happy to see.
Besides all of the pure awesomeness of watching giant trucks squish things, another highlight was when they sang the National Anthem. Noelle started crying and said she didn't like the song (which made us gasp that our child was not a patriot) and then she told us it was because it makes her sad that other people don't have freedom like us (which made us gasp again wondering how on earth she can be so sweet and sensitive.)
Today we did science experiments! We busted out the baking soda and vinegar and made a candy cane "explode." They were all 3 so impressed. They couldn't get enough of it! Stanton and Noelle even wore their safety glasses to avoid any back splash from the explosion.
Next we did a really cool "egg-speriment" with Newton's law of motion, which is honestly so much more clear to me now...why didn't my 5th grade teacher demonstrate it like this? We put a raw egg on top of a toilet paper roll, which was on top of a pie tin, which was on top of a glass of water, and then we knocked the pie tin off to see if the egg would fly away or land in the water. And do not worry, no toilet paper was wasted during this experiment.
Winston's went in the water on the first try. He kept saying, "Me did it." Even though he had no idea what exactly he did, he was proud of himself.
Stanton and Noelle actually defied gravity on their first try, what do you have to say about that Sir Isaac? Actually, they kinda flipped their tins instead of pushing them. I'm sure that's part of some other law or theory that my teacher didn't thoroughly explain to me. I wouldn't want to tarnish Sir Isaac's good name with our one failed experiment. Plus, they both tried again, and it worked perfectly. We had the best time doing our experiments! I can't wait to show them the one with Mentos and Diet Coke (which, by the way, I have not drank in 4 weeks!)
